I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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