IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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