I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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