The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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