is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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