the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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