He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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