...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
