I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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