That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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