i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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