was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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This is the high leading the old right now
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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