adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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