i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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