We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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