So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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