I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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