it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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