KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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