the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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