they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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