You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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