He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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