Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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