Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Ladies don't puke and tell
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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