i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.