Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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