I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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