It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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