I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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