Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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