last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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