I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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