D3 body, D1 cock
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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