Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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