You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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