Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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