So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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