I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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