I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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