it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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