You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Your cock deserves a montage
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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