Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
