I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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