okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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