I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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