I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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