so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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