Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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