honey bunches of taint.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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