Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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