Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he was CRYING into my vagina
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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