sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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