You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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