There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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